I'm a Walking Parody of Myself

treschachacha:

thedailywhat:

When You See It of the Day: Need some help? Look closer…

[reddit.]

I DUNNO the side of the guys face kinda looks like a dogs face to me.

……..c’mon there’s a velociraptor behind the guy

pattyj:

thedailywhat:

Music Festival Lineup of the Day: Hot off the virtual presses, it’s the lineup of this year’s Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. (Click here to embiggen.)

The festival, which will be held over two weekends for the first time, is set to feature a performance by the also-reunited Refused.

Wave of parody lineups in 3… 2…

[@coachella.]

Yeah…I think I’ll pass

you did see that refused and at the drive in was playing right…??… RIGHT

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MARK, WHERE IS MY LOOFAH? YOU’RE KILLING ME HERE! YOU KNOW I CAN’T REACH MY BACK WITHOUT MY LOOFAH! WHY WOULD YOU MOVE IT?

I SWEAR TO GOD YOU’RE LIKE A WALKING COLLECTION OF BATHROOM PET PEEVES. IF YOU WANT TO KEEP SLEEPING OVER WE’RE LAYING DOWN GROUND RULES. YOU SQUEEZE THE TOOTHPASTE FROM THE BOTTOM, LIKE AN ADULT, YOU PUT THE SOAP BACK IN THE SOAP DISH, SPECIFICALLY INVENTED TO HOLD SOAP, AND YOU PUT THE NEW ROLL OF TOILET PAPER ON THE DAMNED DISPENSER, NOT SITTING ON TOP OF THE EMPTY ROLL!

UGH! IT’S LIKE LIVING WITH A CAVEMAN!

true life: i am a caveman

Ted leo set list

I know some future owners of this pin…

pottsjen:

kelseymotif:

mckennab:

saraherizzle:

engardemonami:

A real american hero

OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. OMG. OHMYGOD.

Somebody is getting a beer when I come home.

that goes double for me

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ps. this is kennon.

Sucky situation. I didn’t even know that Gov. Haley evicted the occupiers til I saw this. Beers will be had indeed.

calm down peeps.  as of right now the bond is set at 0 and they’ll probs be let go in the morning with a slap on the wrist.  they were arrested to remove them from the grounds.   charging them with something would bring in the civil rights lawyers.

however this is SC so don’t bet on anything

A real american hero

My best piece so far.

No I don’t work for fox news channel, I work for a fox affiliate. There’s a huge difference, but most people are to ignoarant of that fact so we had to cover up our branding while out shooting OCCUPY CHARLOTTE or else we would have been beat up. Way to rise above protesters.

thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: Metro Detroit native Ross Capicchioni, who was shot multiple times by a person he thought was his friend, tells The Berrics his absolutely must-hear story of survival, recovery, and justice.

[b3ta.]