animalstalkinginallcaps: MARK, WHERE IS MY LOOFAH? YOU’RE KILLING ME HERE! YOU KNOW I CAN’T REACH MY BACK WITHOUT MY LOOFAH! WHY WOULD YOU MOVE IT? I SWEAR TO GOD YOU’RE LIKE A WALKING COLLECTION OF BATHROOM PET PEEVES. IF YOU WANT TO KEEP SLEEPING OVER WE’RE LAYING DOWN GROUND RULES. YOU SQUEEZE THE TOOTHPASTE FROM THE BOTTOM, LIKE AN ADULT, YOU PUT THE SOAP BACK IN THE SOAP DISH, SPECIFICALLY INVENTED TO HOLD SOAP, AND YOU PUT THE NEW ROLL OF TOILET PAPER ON THE DAMNED DISPENSER, NOT SITTING ON TOP OF THE EMPTY ROLL! UGH! IT’S LIKE LIVING WITH A CAVEMAN! true life: i am a caveman

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MARK, WHERE IS MY LOOFAH? YOU’RE KILLING ME HERE! YOU KNOW I CAN’T REACH MY BACK WITHOUT MY LOOFAH! WHY WOULD YOU MOVE IT?

I SWEAR TO GOD YOU’RE LIKE A WALKING COLLECTION OF BATHROOM PET PEEVES. IF YOU WANT TO KEEP SLEEPING OVER WE’RE LAYING DOWN GROUND RULES. YOU SQUEEZE THE TOOTHPASTE FROM THE BOTTOM, LIKE AN ADULT, YOU PUT THE SOAP BACK IN THE SOAP DISH, SPECIFICALLY INVENTED TO HOLD SOAP, AND YOU PUT THE NEW ROLL OF TOILET PAPER ON THE DAMNED DISPENSER, NOT SITTING ON TOP OF THE EMPTY ROLL!

UGH! IT’S LIKE LIVING WITH A CAVEMAN!

true life: i am a caveman

Source: animalstalkinginallcaps
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